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Laisse Tombez Jareth — C’est temps pour Soren!

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Some of you weren’t so impressed with Jareth’s last heir apparent. Maybe he was too blond for you? Too lich-like? Well, perhaps this French confection will better please your fantasy singer palate! He’s like an amalgam of every costumed role Alan Cumming has ever played.

And be sure to check out Monsieur Soren’s website for bare-chested, green pantalooned elf erotica. He also shows a talent for rhyming in two languages… about a certain “secret fold.”

posted by Jake Forbes in Silly Bits and have Comments (19)